Laugh Quotes

Practice makes a man perfect… - But nobody’s perfect….. . So why practice?

Money is not everything. - There’s MasterCard & Visa.

One should love animals. - They are so tasty.

Save water. - Shower with your girl friend.

Love thy neighbour. - But don’t get caught.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry. - After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

The wise never marry - And when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term. - It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

Love is photogenic - It needs darkness to develop

Children in backseats cause accidents - Accidents in backseats cause children

“Your future depends on your dreams” - So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day - Than waking up every morning

“Hard work never killed anybody” - But why take the risk !

“Work fascinates me” - I can look at it for hours!

God made relatives; - Thank God we can choose our friends.

When two’s company, - three’s the result!

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know - So… Why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station…. What more can I say……..

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It was that moment that I will forever remember, the moment my whole life changed. We were walking to the coffee shop, holding hands and telling each other about our day. I looked up, stuck my tongue out, and caught one of the white, fluffy snowflakes falling from the sky. He laughed the sweetest laugh I ever heard, and his face looked more beautiful then ever as his eyes lit up, and his smile revealed two, very cute dimples. His chestnut colored hair was speckled with snow, making him even more adorable, and even harder to look away from. He looked at me as though I was the only thing he lived for, as if I was everything he needed. I smiled at him, knowing that he was everything that I needed. He put his arms around my waist as we walked, his smile still lighting up his face. I rested my head on his shoulder, knowing that life couldn’t get any better. He started walking a little faster, got a little ahead of me, then turned around, so we were face to face. He put his hands on my cheeks, and eagerly, but sweetly, kissed me. When are lips parted, He tucked a loose strand of hair behind my ear, his beautiful, dark brown eyes never leaving mine, staring at me with affection. I stared back into his gorgeous eyes, and saw something else, besides affection, there. After two years together, I knew his expressions by heart, and I could tell he was nervous. I silently wondered what could possibly be making him feel this way, when all I felt right now was happiness. Interrupting my thoughts, he softly whispered my name. “Yeah?” I answered, trying to figure out what was causing the mixed emotions on his face. He slowly lowered himself to the ground, so he was on one knee, in front of me. “will you marry me?” He asked, his voice filled with as much love anyone could ever have. At first I just stared at him, stunned, not able to think. Then as I comprehended what he was saying, a big smile spread across my face, and I too got down on my knees. “Yes,” I breathed, “Of course I will.” He pulled me towards him, holding me in a tight hug. His cheek was against mine, and I could tell he was smiling. When he let go, his face fell. He told me he didn’t have a ring, but I didn’t care, I was flooded with happiness just knowing that I was going to spend the rest of my life with him. We sat down against a store wall, and stayed there for almost an hour, snow falling thickly from above. A lot of people had to walk around us, which angered them, but I couldn’t care less. This was the best day of my life.

“Happiness is no laughing matter”
and
“whoever wants to be happy, let him be so: of tomorrow there is no knowing”.