Laugh Quotes

What are your favorite quotes from Katt Williams comedy shows? He is by far my favorite comedian and his shows ALWAYS make me laugh!! So tell me yours….
If you don’t know who he is, then don’t answer and if you don’t like him and think he is funny….DON’T ANSWER!

Do you follow this saying “People who don’t like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn’t have such funny beliefs” ?

For example.. in the Quran it says that the stars were created to stop the deamnos from hearing Allah’s angels talking, that was a funny belief, should i laugh at it ?

37:8They cannot listen to the exalted assembly and they are thrown at from every side,
37:9Being driven off, and for them is a perpetual chastisement
37:10 Except him who snatches off but once, then there follows him a brightly shining flame.

Another example from the stuff i find funny in the quran :

27:18 Till, when they reached the Valley of the Ants, an ant exclaimed: O ants! Enter your dwellings lest Solomon and his armies crush you, unperceiving.
27:19 And (Solomon) smiled, laughing at her speech, and said: My Lord, arouse me to be thankful for Thy favour wherewith Thou hast favoured me and my parents, and to do good that shall be pleasing unto Thee, and include me in (the number of) Thy righteous slaves.