Laugh Quotes

I’ll share with you some of my shorter ones. Some are combinations of words. When someone is on heavy pain meds, I say they are “droggy” drugs + groggy. When someone is smiling and trying very hard not to laugh, they are “smikering”. And when puppies are first learning to run, they “galump” around the yard.

What about you?

What are some funny quotes that you know?

“I don’t swim in your toilet so don’t pee in my pool!”

i didn’t make it up though lol

I am Aries, I must say I do resemble some of these remarks. I’m always bumping my head & I can relate to Hard Headed Women by Cat Stevens and I won’t bring a knife to a gun fight ENJOY!

…..just like little puppies who havnt yet learned to behave properly…..or should they just be put in the stocks and laughed at whilst being pelted with rotting week-old slimy fast food packaging….you know..the sort of stuff they thoughlessly throw on the floor?

Here I sit and watch my world come crumbling down
I cry for help but no one’s around
Silently screaming I bang my head against the wall
It seems like no one cares at all

Always an emotion, but how can I explain
How can I explain
Kind of like the scent of a rose
With words I can’t explain
The same with my pain
Caught up in emotion-Goes over my head
Goes over my head
Sometimes I got to think to myself is this life or death
Am I living or am I dead

The clock keeps ticking but nothing else seems to change
Problems never solved, just rearranged
And when I think about all the times that I’ve had
So few good-So many bad
I search for personality and I look for things I can not see

Love and peace flash through my mind
Pain and hate are all I find
Find no hope in nothing new
Never had a dream come true
Lies and hate and agony
Thru my eyes that’s all I see

If I’m gonna cry
Will you wipe away my tears?
If I’m gonna die
Lord please take away my fear
Before I drown in sorrow
Last thing that I’ll say
How will I laugh tommorow
If I can’t even smile today

Today today–when I can’t even smile today
Today today–when I can’t even smile today
How will I laugh tommorow–when I can’t even smile today
How will I laugh tommorow–when I can’t even smile today

Quote:

“Why are we scared to die? Do we remember being scared when we were born?”

When I first saw It laugheded so
I lost?

Do you no any quotes?