Laugh Quotes

Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, “why is it necessary to be quiet in church” one bright little girl replied, ” because people are sleeping”.

Six- year old Angie and her four-year old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled,sang and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had enough. “You’ re not aupposed to talk out loud in church, “Why? Who’s going to stop me?” Joel ask. Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, “See those two men standing by the door? They’re hushers.”

A sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if any one could tell her what it was. Susie rasied her hand, stood tall, and quoted, “Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbor’s wife.”

I had been teaching my three- year old daughter, Caitlin, the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime,she would repeat after me the lines from the prayer.
Finally, she decided to go solo. I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer. “lead me not into temptation,” she prayed,” but deliver us some E-mail. Amen

One Sunday in a Midwest city, a young child was “acting up” during the morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle. Finally, the father picked the little fellow up and started to walk out. The minister continued on his sermon and asked the congregation to bow there heads,before the minister could say anything else the boy called loudly to the congregation, “Pray for me Pray for me!”

>And one particular four-year old prayed ,”And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.”

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