Mine was:
Bella: “Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You’re not taking him to a strip club, are you?”
Practice makes a man perfect… - But nobody’s perfect….. . So why practice?
Money is not everything. - There’s MasterCard & Visa.
One should love animals. - They are so tasty.
Save water. - Shower with your girl friend.
Love thy neighbour. - But don’t get caught.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Every man should marry. - After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
The wise never marry - And when they marry they become otherwise.
Success is a relative term. - It brings so many relatives.
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
Love is photogenic - It needs darkness to develop
Children in backseats cause accidents - Accidents in backseats cause children
“Your future depends on your dreams” - So go to sleep
There should be a better way to start a day - Than waking up every morning
“Hard work never killed anybody” - But why take the risk !
“Work fascinates me” - I can look at it for hours!
God made relatives; - Thank God we can choose our friends.
When two’s company, - three’s the result!
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know - So… Why learn.
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station…. What more can I say……..
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I have a apartment with my roomate. I hve been slowly buying little things for the walls. i recently bought a turqouise blue plate set. anyways im the matchy type and would like my theme to match. I really like the “live, laugh, love, believe, friend, family” themes. any ideas suggestions, websites, color scheme ideas. mostly everything I have is black and will probably stay that way.
I so do, they always seem to get extra crazy when you quote natural law and things that you can see from your bedroom window. How dare they tread on the secular.
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i need some really sweet/cute and maybe funny love or life quotes. thanx:)
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